I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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