He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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