Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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