O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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