I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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