umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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