i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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