We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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