Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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