you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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