How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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