I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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