i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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