we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Even my vagina gasped.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
