David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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