come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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