I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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