Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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