dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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