Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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