kristin has been a bad kristin
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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