Your face is a jimmy john
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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