He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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