I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
