I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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