if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
