he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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