Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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