just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I love you.
Bad choice
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