I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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