This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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