Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
How's work?
Spinning.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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