This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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