I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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