It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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