shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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