it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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