Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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