the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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