Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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