Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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