How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
how does that bad decision feel?
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