nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Porn is love you can see.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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