I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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