My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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