oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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