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i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
