We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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