I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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