They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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