it hurts more in the daytime
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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